Yearly archives: 2020


Twitter giggles were provided yesterday by the interaction of an InfoWars incel and a Thatcher era Tory politician*. He sneerily said that mask wearers all liked to get pegged- meaning it to be a terrible insult, loaded with homophobia. She scolded him in a way that suggested she has a drawer full of strap ons, and the men in her life are very happy about it. Anyway, it inspired this little sketch- Knocked together in Clip Studio, from a figure posed in Daz3D for reference. It’s been a while since I did any digital drawing. I can see lots of little issues, but it came out well enough for a silly joke. *Or her namesake. But we all want it to really be her, of course.

Corridor (Patron exclusive)

We meet in the corridor outside the bathroom. I’m off for my phone from the bedroom, and she’s fresh out of the shower. She’s got her bathrobe tied loosely, and a little smile I know well.

It’s been a crappy week. Social distancing, lockdown, tiers, whatever it is we’re in- it’s hard to keep track- it grinds us down sometimes. We’ve both been grumpy and snippy, and we’ve not had any ways to get out and find some space.

We could talk about it. But there’s something better. She reaches out her right hand. I take it in my left, so my thumb can stroke the inside of her wrist. She likes that. We move closer. My right hand finds the belt of the bathrobe, and pulls it loose.


I’ve not written much during Lock Down, but this morning, I had a little inspiration. The full story is available to supporters on Patreon. “I brought wine.” Kevin announced. He held up the bottle as a salute to the man who had opened the door. “Oooh, the good stuff.” Martin took the gift. “Come on in. I’ll go and open this so it can breathe. Nadiya’s in the front room. She can’t wait to see you.” He pointed at the nearest door as he headed through to the rear of the house. It seemed odd that Nadiya hadn’t come out to the hallway to meet him, but Kevin shrugged that off. He opened the door, to be greeted by quite the sight. The large flat-screen TV was in front of a blocked up fireplace. The whole of it was taken up by an oversized erection, being stroked by an eager […]

Under The Kilt is available from Amazon and Smashwords. Justin loves to wear his kilt to weddings. And there’s nothing underneath it. His ex-girlfriend, Tabitha, is the maid of honour at this wedding, and she’s brought along her new girlfriend, Elena. The first thing Elena wants to know is what does Justin wear under his kilt. Her questions get more intimate and suggestive from then on. Until she and Tabitha ask the big one. They’re getting married, and they want to start a family- will Justin help them? Naughty goings-on at a very British wedding.

Available from Amazon, Smashwords and other online bookshops. Amy and Steve are on holiday, and they want to try something different. They walk out past the nudist beach, and around the headland, aiming to make love to the sounds of breaking waves. Instead, they meet Gerrit and Eva, who are already enjoying themselves. Matters soon escalate, and the two couples are quickly more intimate than they could ever have expected. Later, in Gerrit and Eva’s room, the four of them take things even further. Thanks to their unexpected meeting, Amy and Steve get their first introduction to the world of swinging, and they love it. Includes a short preview of What Happens At Home, the next story of Amy and Steve’s adventures.